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Hey everyone,

Sorry it has been so long... I have some bad news.  So I was rough-housing in Smith Hall and managed to dislocate my kneecap.... I know how lame and immature that sounds but it is the truth. 

So it has been like three weeks since the injury.  I was taken in an ambulance so that the nurse at the hospital could pop it back in, in three seconds!  It hurt so bad, but it felt better after.  I have been walking around in a brace and crutches for the past few weeks until this Tuesday!  Now I have my brace off and I walk around with a cane.  One thing I must admit is I really like the sympathy from the ladies.  It was really nice and supportive.  Also, the trolley would stop in front of me because I was handicap. 

OK so these are the story I made up because of how embarrassed I was of the truth. 

-I was in Alaska wrestling Kodiak Bears and one smacked my leg and dislocated my knee.  So I stood up with it dislocated  and snapped its neck in a fit of rage. 

-A basket of golden retriever puppies that fell out of a truck on the freeway, so I jumped out of my car, saved them, but managed to get my leg ran over. 

-Saved little children at a park from drug-lords.

-Dislocated my leg on a shady man following a pretty girl down a dark alley.  And after I walked her to her door like a gentleman. 

-A gorilla escaped from the zoo and since it was a silver back, poachers wanted to kill it, so I saved the gorilla by roundhouse kicking the poachers and with a dislocated leg, I carried the Gorilla back. 

-Finally, I tried to kick Chuck Norris and dislocated my leg....

OK so I promise I'm not a compulsive liar, I was just really embarrassed of what really happened.  Well, I am on the road to recovery and I would really appreciate prayer that my leg will recover and not give me problems in the future.  Thanks for all your support and care.

Always,

Michael Lozano